So, this is Andrea Riseborough. You may know Andrea as the British film and television actress from movies like W.E. and Never Let Me Go. You may not know Andrea as a face full of pancake batter, covered in flour, and rolled in sparkly powdered sugar as she’s pictured here. Seriously, who did this to her. I’m not even putting a question mark at the end of that statement- WHO DID THIS TO HER. PERIOD. What makeup artist got hongray and decided they wanted waffles and then proceeded to paint waffle batter on Andrea’s face? Were they trying to bake her? Did they want to stick her face in an oven and make pan rustico? Not fair for Andrea. Not fair. Nobody deserves to walk a red carpet looking like a wad of uncooked sweaty dough in the face.
The shade of foundation, IN CASE YOU’RE WONDERING, is a little light. But what’s worse than that is that someone made the genius decision to apply a shimmery finish powder on her face after already turning her into the pretty child of Michael Jackson. Now she looks white and sweaty. BUT THEN, to top it off, they’ve added a nice rubicund glow to her cheeks that has made her now look, white, sweaty, and as if she’s just finished running a 20K. I’m pretty sure this is how I look when I’ve got a case of the heavin’ upchucks. Girl is lookin’ all flu season kinds of sexy! Let this be a warning to us all- natural light, I say. Do. Your. Makeup. In. Natural. Light. xo, MR
I see DATA from Star Trek, Next Gen. :^)