It’s been a while since I posted last- over two weeks! It’s hard to write about something like beauty and hair and the latest trends when you’re not feeling particularly inspired, and I haven’t been so much lately. I’ve been dealing with a lot of what we’ll just call blah these days, and that’s okay. Beauty and fashion are constant and probably won’t ever really “go away” so to speak, but sometimes I peek into the lives of people in these industries and it’s like they try to rely on these things to keep calm, stay happy and escape from the reality that life deals them … and that’s called self-medicating. I don’t want to fall into that cycle, and so I’ve been allowing myself to accept the fact that there are times when I will feel “meh” about hairstyles, colored eyeliner, and CC creams. There will be times when the things I typically enjoy won’t bring me joy, and that’s okay. It’s a season, and the joy will come back.
This doesn’t mean, however, that I cannot practice joy in makeup, beauty, and hair. I still see the goodness in identifying something that I really, really like and expressing how much I like it, even if it feels functional and not as interesting as other times. And so here, in the midst of blah, I’m listing what I’m currently excited about (or perhaps what I’m not excited about) in beauty.
1. Early one morning before taking off for teaching, I attempted to do this seemingly easy slicked-back hairstyle. I thought I had the right product for it, and I had planned to wash my hair that afternoon so it seemed like a good chance to use plenty of gel. I ended up looking more like a wet Pekingese than anything, or like a cow got really friendly with me and decided to lick me and just not stop until the cow’s tongue turned to sand. I’ll try it again later when I’m not planning on standing in front of teenagers all day, susceptible to their scathing criticism and underappreciation for the avant-garde in the classroom. Such peasants, they are.
2. I’m excited for these.
Every year, InStyle comes out with an issue that’s just about hair (awesome) and People StyleWatch‘s May issue always features a big beauty section covering skin, makeup, hair, and the works (awesome). InStyle‘s main edition also features a “Best Beauty Buys” section in it’s May issue (more awesome). I think I just like pouring over up-close shots of celebrities with inspiring hairstyles and makeup shown in hi-def, and issues like these are loaded with them. I swear my hair gets healthier and prettier during the week after reading a new magazine like this. I also swear that the longer you stare at a picture of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s hair, the more likely you are to grab a curling rod and get to work on your own. It’s this thing I call “envy”.
3. I got through my whole bottle of Lancome’s La Vie Est Belle! It’s a miracle, I tell you! I never get through a whole bottle of perfume in just one season (because I frequently forget to put it on, in the first place), and I am so proud of myself for finally doing it. I can officially call that my Fall/Winter 2012/2013 scent and I can now move on to bona fide summer fragrances, like my beloved D&G 3 L’Imperatrice, so I can smell like an unmistakably rich juicebox.
4. I acquired the supposed shade of lipstick that was used on Jessica Alba in my post here (Avon’s Totally Kissable Lipstick in Lovey Dovey Pink, as my reputable resources tell me), but I proceeded to find that the shade was in fact a frosty pink that had me feeling more like this than anything. I’ll be needing to do a little more research on that shade of Jessica’s. I’m not convinced.
5. I’m not at Coachella looking so impressed with myself that my eyes are rolled into the back of my head.
6. But I WAS impressed enough with myself AND my hair one night to shamelessly Instagram this selfie.
But come on, cut me some slack. My hair was behaving like a voluptuous attention hog, I’d had an extra twenty minutes that evening to do a perfect smoky eye, and my bathroom lighting can get weird to the point where you can leave some photos unfiltered and they’ll still have a nice, flaw-concealing sheen to them. And lest you believe this is a common occurrence, here I am, as I exist, right now:
No filter, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING. Now if you’d excuse me, IMG Models is calling and I’m replacing Miranda Kerr in the Victoria’s Secret Angels lineup. This is the face that will crush Gisele.
7. I had my hair color refreshed recently, and I’ve found that since then my hair texture has slightly changed. It dries much straighter, and each strand seems, I don’t know, perhaps a bit more wire-y or thick. My friend said she’s seen it happen particularly with dark shades, and so I’m not really worried. But I am prepping myself for going lighter in less than a month, I’d say. I have relatively no layers in my hair at this point (what I’ve wanted- mission accomplished). It’s weird though, I’ve had layers basically for the last ten years up until now. I’ve finally grown them all out (and had them cut to one length) and now I’m now sure how I feel about it.
8. I watched Argo the other night and proceeded to bite off all of my nails until each finger started to burn with pain. No nail polish now for nearly a month. Thanks, Ben Affleck. You and your movies make a crap manicurist.
Alright, I’m done. Time to go sleep on a satin pillowcase to keep my hair and skin smooth and to prevent split ends and breakage. Yes, I obsess over breakage even in my sleep. xo, MR