Best Of The 2018 Academy Awards

We’re here for the dresses, people. Let’s just get right to it.

As usual, I was most drawn to color and sequins out of a sea of white gowns and some rather … odd choices that I’ll just let you scour the internet for yourselves. I was SO SAD to see my fave of the season – Margot Robbie – wearing a very tame white number as it seems that we’ve seen her in white and blush pink a number of times these past couple months. Wear some parrots! Go crazy! And Saiorse Ronan was wearing a nice shade of pink in a very glamorous silhouette with a giant bow, but then I realized how Anne Hathaway and Gwyneth Paltrow had both won their Oscars in the same shade of pink and I’m kind of tired of it. Who knows. I guess it’s just clear what I like. And speaking of what I like …

Allison Janney in Reem Acra

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Like, I’m not sure how old this woman is (refusing to Google), but she’s working it better than most 22-year-olds. Kendall and Gigi can sit down for a while and just let Allison reign on their parade with her magnificent sleeves and immaculate neckline. I am in awe. It’s this shade of red that makes me realize “Oh yes- it is officially THEE OSCARS.” This is like, royal tomato red. ROYAL TOMATO, I TELL YOU.

Viola Davis in Michael Kors

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It’s PIIIIIIIIIINK!!! But not like, Anne-and-Gwyneth pink. It’s the happiest, loudest, Barbie-est, most pinkalicious exciting shade of pink you’ve ever seen. What more do you need?! Aaaand it’s sparkly! Aaaand she has an amazing Roger Vivier clutch that matches perfectly! Aaaand I love it when Viola wears her hair natural! PIIIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKK!

Jennifer Garner in Versace

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OH I’M SORRY, BEN!!! The old Jennifer can’t come to the phone right now because SHE’S DEAD. HAVE FUN BEING SAD BATMAN.

Lupita Nyong’O in custom Versace

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WAKANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

I have no problem throwing out exclamation points like confetti tonight. No problem.

Lupita is CLEARLY, UNQUESTIONABLY the princess of Wakanda and we are all just riding the Black Panther wave of insanity as her subjects. I can’t find a good image of her hair piece yet but I am quite excited for it, too. She is a WARRIOR PRINCESS and could not have worn anything more perfectly suited for her. Metallic sequins + Lupita = me screaming in my jammies in front of my laptop.

Betty Gabriel in Tony Ward Couture

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Have you seen Get Out? No? Well then please don’t assume that it’s a musical or comedy like the Golden Globes said it was. Just watch it. But also, this dress on cast member Betty Gabriel is giving me magical fairy realness. And her hair! Renaissance fairy magick with a k!! I sound out of my mind, I know, but would you look at this?! I love it when this is what we’re getting for a first-time Oscars attender. Like actually show up, people! Thank you!

Nicole Kidman in Armani Privé

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I mean did you really think you weren’t going to see this person on this list? No, no you didn’t. You knew Nicole would show up with a giant bow just as she’s shown up with parrots and puff sleeves and chartreuse (and even more giant bows, in fact) in the past. The woman is afraid of nothing. She’s been married to Tom Cruise, for God’s sake. Respect this person!

Any faves?! One’s I missed?! Let me know what you think- only two months to the Met Ball! xo, MR

Photo credits in order of appearance: Kevin Mazur/WireImage, David Fisher/REX/Shutterstock, Frazer Harrison/Getty Images, Kevin Mazur/WireImage, Kevin Mazur/WireImage, Steve Granitz/Getty Images

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Best Of The 2016 Golden Globes

So, if you know me and how I am with the red carpet, I’m always demanding to be entertained with something unexpected, probably unfairly so.  I’m tired of column dresses, I’m tired of solids, I’m tired of black or neutral or white or red (done plainly, I should say), and I’m tired of a lack of risk-taking in the gowns chosen by celebrities for events like the Golden Globes.  I want more drama, I want more volume, and I want more I’m not sure if that’s ugly or amazing.  In short, I kind of want more fashion and less good-looking.

So, the gowns I tend to freak out over are typically not the safest ones.  Granted, they may not always be the most flattering ones, but they’re at least fun to look at.  Like I’ve said before- If you’ve got the world of fashion at your fingertips, why not take advantage of that and go for something a bit weird that perhaps you wouldn’t have access to otherwise?  But hey, I get it.  People want to look good.  It’s when people play it safe at the Met Ball, now that’s when I get really perturbed.  Ya’ll got no excuses at the Met Ball.

Anyhow, I digress.  On to the favorites.

 

Best Use Of Color – Jaimie Alexander in Genny
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I have only seen Jaimie Alexander in Thor: The Dark World as Lady Sif (and future Valkyrie, apparently?), but she is one of those people that is scary beautiful.  The dark hair and hazel-green eyes amount to a terrifying kind of beauty that is very intimidating to me.  However, maybe it’s the stunning shade of emerald that’s making things extra striking today.  I love the metallic texture and the geometric pattern, as well.  It’s all very Metropolis-meets-Picasso-meets-Oz.  Fabulous.

 

Best Use Of Texture And Construction – Zendaya in Marchesa

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I never understand why dresses like this get canned the way they do.  I love this dress.  I just want to twirl in it.  I love the floral pattern and the dramatic three-tiered silhouette.  I love the texture and construction and ambition behind it.  I also love that somehow, even with the plunging neckline (which was super popular this year, by the way), the dress still looks very young on Zendaya, who is still basically a child at 19.  The color is also enchanting; it reminds me of wine and Eastern Europe and opera.  Mmmm.

 

Best Dress That Transports Me To Another Era – Cate Blanchett in Givenchy

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I can’t decide if this amazing dress belongs in the 1900’s, the twenties, or the thirties, but either way, it is heaven.  The color is so lovely (and definitely one of Pantone’s colors of the year, rose quartz), and anything that scratches my nostalgia itch just sends me.  I mean, this has such a deco feel to it with the fringe and the silhouette that just sort of hangs on her, and not to mention the deco design of the bodice.  Delicious.  Put me in this dress, fix me a sidecar, play some Gershwin, and watch me die of happiness.

I always love that Cate really goes for fashion on the red carpet.  She’s never too interested in what’s flattering or what’s sexy- it’s always about fashion, and that makes me always look forward to seeing her.  That and Givenchy is probably my favorite house of fashion for the red carpet.

 

Best Overall Because It’s Hard To Make This Person Look Bad – Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Versace

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You know, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is not ugly.  She’s just not.  Therefore, it’s kind of difficult to make her look that bad.  But you know, when the whole package comes together with the hair, and the makeup, and the skin (I mean, have you ever seen such healthy-looking skin?), and the gown, you kinda have to give credit to the team that’s making it all happen.  This look, as a whole, was great.  The gown is not my absolute favorite because it’s still very safe for me, but the styling makes it all perfect.  Rosie is the picture of glowing beauty here.  And she makes me want to exfoliate and tan and moisturize and do yoga until I glow like Apollo.  And congrats on that engagement to Turkish.

So there they are, my favorites.  I don’t really have any least favorites, just ones that I thought were boring and various other disappointments.  I never think Dior and Jennifer Lawrence have a good relationship, I miss Keira Knightley, Rooney Mara always looks like Rooney Mara, Jennifer Connelly never shows up to anything anymore, J.Lo needs to lose the cape, and hopefully Diane Kruger will show up at one of the after parties.  Speaking of, time to check out all my feeds for after party gowns.  Party on, kids.  xo, MR

** None of the photos featured here in this post belong to me.**